The “joys” of motherhood

There is no easy way to write this.

My son vomited hour-old milk into my mouth today.

Thankfully my maternal instincts were quick enough to shut my mouth before I got the full load in there, but there is no shifting that taste!

Top tip for parents – when lifting your baby up to play, keep your mouth shut.

Only poo in the bath to go….

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